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There were some tense moments on the Florida State University campus at lunch this afternoon. The bomb squad was called out after a maintenance worker walked by a car in a parking garage and saw a briefcase with the word A-Bomb scrawled across it. No explosives were found. Police later determined the briefcase belonged to a student.

“It belonged to a 17 year old student here locally. The brief case just a few minutes ago was found to be empty, nothing inside. Apparently the kid’s name, nickname was A-bomb and that was found on the suitcase,” said FUS Policeman Lt. Jason Trumbower.

The moral of the story, pick your nickname carefully.